Jenny Wakeman — Coffee Run

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6 min readNov 20, 2019

(Both in car, driving to Popeyes. We take the long way)

Camito (Me/C): And we are off! So, how this goes is that we ask some questions, and we answer. And stuff like that.

Jenny (J): Ok, ask away!

C: Oh dang, uhhh…first question…where were you made?

J: I was made in my mom’s lab, I was designed to save the world.

C: Yeah same, except I crash landed here from Skywilt.

J: Oh really? Wow, where’s that at?

C: Some light years from Pluto out west. Somewhere out there if the orbit’s right.

J: How old are you?

C: I’m 18, you?

J: Just turned in August.

C: Nice, were both a-dults. We can do what the Hell we waaaant~

J: Hehe, yep! Feels good to getting out of Cyborg High

C: Oh yeah, that place was crappy as ever. What section were you?

J: Section X. Remember, we were separated by bot class.

C: Oh yeah! Alphabetically. But yeah, that place was useless. What’s the point of learning anything if half of us can just plug in a flash drive to our skulls?

J: IKR! Training was about the only fun thing. Didn’t you go? To training?

C: I…I was suppose to but they said I had too many power ups to go.

J: Oh.

C: Yeah, no point of training with 1000+ abilities. What music do you listen to?

J: Dance, Electronic, Funk…stuff under those genres. You?

C: All music, mostly instrumental.

J: Oh yeah I forgot, you make music! How’s it going with that?

C: It going great, ging full-time with it. Taking a break though. Getting it published out there.

J: Where can I find it?

C: Audiomack, the plug!

J: You have a girlfriend?

C: Well, uh, no not yet.

J: Oh ok, enjoy yourself, it’s ok.

C: Oh yeah, I’ll enjoy myself more ways than one.

J: *laughs*

C: You know, those 18+ stimulations be on it.

J: Yeah, but it requires 2 people. *raises eyebrow at me*

C: Yeah, when will they make it fun or single introverts like me?

(Turns down a road going from the forest to the grasslands)

C: So, whatcha doing now for a living? Beside being a heroine?

J: Engineering; cars, buildings, weapons.

C: Shoot, weapons? *looks at her*

J: Legally licensed.

C: Oh, ok.

J: We don’t design nukes or stuff like that.

C: Yeah, but someone crazy enough will.

J: We have conections to make sure that stuff won’t happen. Besides, it’s illegal to design or construct with nuclear or unEarthly forces.

C: Well, then.

(We start heading out the grasslands)

C: Do you masturbate?

J: *surprised Pikachu face*

C: I mean, its ok if you don’t want to answer-

J: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT HFHH- *looks out the window*

C: Come on, join the party, you’re not alone.

J: I don’t want to join that party. Ok, lemme ask you this: Who was your crush at Cyborg High? *smug look*

C: Uhh…the female Transformer looking teachers, uh…

J: Omg, you’re disgusting 😂

C: What? All of them were hot, especially the jet ones OML- 😰

J: Pfft, you would have never got laid by them.

C: I’m still a virgin.

J: Well, human virgin, but definitely not cyborg virgin.

C: 😬

J: Come on, I know you when it comes down to that aspect.

C: I mean, *grunts* it was only with a handful of girls at the time. I wasn’t thinking. Just wanted a piece of what everyone else is doing.

J: Hmph, with those E-thots?

C: Yeah, I guess. But that was stupid though. I rather do it with someone I know, you know? Makes things more passionate…and better. 😑

J: They probably spread their legs and shake their motherboard for every guy at that school.

C: Yeah…GOOD THING I INSTALLED NORTON! 😂

J: *laughs*

(We enter the rural part of town, heading into the city)

J: You know, we should spend more time with each other more often.

C: Yeah, I try to go back to my peers, but too busy saving the world and paying bills! 😌

J: How about we do hero work full-time?

C: Oh Idk about that, I love my career choices. Pretty sure you do too, don’t do that just for me. Besides, we can save the world anytime we see what’s wrong, no need to be on the watch 24/7.

J: Only a thought. But we really should find a night to get together with some old friends.

C: Oh yeah, definitely.

(We enter the city, dodging heavy traffic)

C: Getting any upgrades this year?

J: Just some feminine parts and weapondry.

C: Yeah, delivery is coming to everyone.

J: You like your system updates? Heard Windows can be a bit buggy.

C: Meh, I can alternate some updates if I don’t like it or not. Everybody want bigger genetals, bigger guns, and more power.

J: Meh, I just want to be in shape and ready for anything.

C: Shape for showin’ off that booty~ 😝

J: *laughs* Oh shut up!

(Pulls up at a light, sees deadmau5, Dillion Francis, & Skrillex; smokes them when the light is green)

C: NERDS!!

J: 😂😂😂

C: So what do you want to do afterwards?

J: I get off work at 5, maybe we can do something then.

C: Your choice where we go.

J: Ok, your place 😊

C: Alrighty. Man pretty nice weather, right? Perfect for letting the top down.

J: What car is this?

C: Mustang Convertible (A dream car I want IRL)

J: I’m more of a Ferrari gal myself. 🚦

C: Faaaaancy shmansy.

J: You cars pretty nice too. I try to grind to get what I want.

C: I feel ya, sister.

J: Speaking of sister, how’s Miku?

C: She’s alright, spoiled as ever. You two both with your pigtails.

J: 😊 Yeah. Hers is more silk though.

(We pull up to our destination, Popeyes)

J: Eh? I though we were getting coffee?

C: We are, after here.

J: Okay.

C: *orders* You want anything?

J: Nah, just coffee. Had a big breakfast.

C: 2 Chicken Sandwhiches with a chicken basket, fries, and Sprite.

J: 😮 That’s a lot of food there, buddy.

C: I would usually get Chinese takeout additional to this.

J: 😲

C: *gets my food, pays, and drives to Starbucks* I’ll pay for you.

J: Oh! No thank you, I brought my own money for this one. I’ll get my food from inside.

C: Oh, ok. *parks and watches her go inside, then she comes out*

J: *gets her 2 iced coffee* Long line.

C: Alrighty then, work? Back to work?

J: Oh, yes! Thank you!

C: Yeah, don’t want the boss to go apeshet.

(Drives near the deconstructed side of town)

J: Thank you for this, this was an amazing experience.

C: No problem, how the coffee?

J: Cool and good 👍

C: Awesome.

J: Are you going to do more of these with others?

C: Maybe.

J: You should. It’s a nice little way to know people better.

C: Yeah, wish I asked you more questions though.

J: No sweat. A normal conversation is great too.

C: *pulls up to her workshop* Alright XJ9, ill see you on the flipside.

J: *takes her coffee and leaves* Don’t forget, were hanging out tonight! I’ll blow your car up if you forget! 😝

C: That’s ok, just don’t hack me! 😂

J: *walks inside*

C: Wait…can’t she fly?

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